| ==Bio==
Chris Norton, a telemarketer for a pharmaceutical company, frequently comes on The Phil Hendrie Show to talk about his sessual encounters and essperiences. Chris lives in Hermosa Beach and often frequents the Rusty Pelican Restaurant.
Chris Norton is a 28 year old Redondo Beach CA pharmaceutical salesman who also runs a mobile DJ business. He truly believes that he is God's gift to women since he "is esstremely good-looking". Chris says that women just can't keep their hands off of him.
At the end of one bit describing how Chris banged a female relative, Jeff Dowder calls in and we discover that Chris and Jeff are actually cousins.
Chris is an aspiring adult film producer. Chris proudly says that he has the largest adult video collection in the West Coast.
Chris has started a new video production company called "Huge Productions" which produces porno films. He's attempted to start this company under many names with one of the more notable ones being "Purple Vein Productions". He has a great idea to do a film in Columbine to help begin the healing. The movie will be filmed right on campus and will be called "Columbone". Chris feels by filming a porno film right where kids had been blown away will heal the wounds by sowing real love there. Even porno lovers gave Chris an earful!
Chris also loves web sites of naked mature women although that desire has got him in trouble. He was recently run out of a cyber cafe for accessing these type of sites while at the public net cafe. What upset Chris more than getting kicked out of the cafe was the fact they did not give him his money back.
Chris believes he was the victim of sessual harassment by his female boss. She claimed he was fired for using a company credit card to access adult web sites. However, he was paying the money back and only accessing the adult sites during his lunch break. He felt the real reason he was fired was because his boss was jealous of the fact that he was looking at photos of better looking women than her, and he should have been checking her out instead. He wants to take it before the California labor board, but callers tell him he has no case.
Chris was on Phil's show about marrying foreigners for US entry purposes since Chris had been asked to marry the sister of a British friend of his. Chris was willing but felt he was due marital rights since he had to remain married for three years. But Chris did not feel he had to inform her of those beliefs in advance. Both Phil and the callers gave Chris an earful but then that is par for the course any time Chris is on the show.
Chris Norton reported on the 2000 Erotica LA Adult Entertainment Convention. He had a hard time getting in even though he had a press pass (which was really one of Phil's cards). Chris was upset that many of the women there "didn't want it" - Chris was wearing yellow mesh tank top, black leather pants, Tony Loma soft leather boots, Oakley mirrored shades, shoeshine hair, tongue stud for oral sex, dyna stud in his nose - "I looked hot". Chris eventually got lucky later in the day with a woman in her 40's.
Chris was very upset he was thrown off an airplane on his way to Chicago for an adult film convention. He had purchased "Swank" magazine at LAX and was looking at the photos in it (for studying purposes) when the woman in the aisle seat asked him to put it away, as her 10 year old boy was seated between them. A flight attendant took away the magazine. Because he didn't have "Swank" and the flight attendant had a nice pair, he put a blanket over his lap and had "private time."
Callers, including flight attendants were absolutely outraged that he felt it was his right to look at girlie magazines on a flight, or masturbate on an aircraft.
Recently Chris lost his job at the pharmaceutical company he was a salesman at. He had been there three months when his boss fired him. Chris was at a loss as to why he was fired. He was making $6,000 a month and had brought in over $3,000 worth of sales in those three months. Most salesmen who called in told Chris that his sales results alone could be good reason to terminate him. Then Chris talked about a party at his boss' house. He walked upstairs to make a personal call on his boss' phone in the boss' bedroom. The boss' wife walked in from the shower with just a towel wrap. According to Chris she was turned on and Chris took advantage of that. Of course the boss found out. Chris was also hitting on the women at work or as Chris put it they were hitting on him. It was obvious to all the callers that Chris is one piece of work.
Chris doesn't want kids but can tolerate them. However if they are disable or aren't his, they are quite annoying to him. He was dating a woman who had a special needs child and it had a bad habit of crying when he wanted to have Sess. This was putting a huge monkey wrench in his relationship with a woman he was otherwise quite fond of. One night Chris wanted to go to a party with his girlfriend but she had to take care of 'it'. They got in a fight because although the child was still just an infant, he wanted to leave it home unattended and proposed that they 'throw a brick of Velveeta in the crib' to address any hunger concerns with the child.
Chris really convinced listeners of what a gem he was when he got mad at his girlfriend for breaking a date with him to take care of her sick mother. It broke Chris' record of eight years of straight Friday night dates. Chris says that the record is due to his "sessuality". That his girlfriend who wasn't really that good looking anyway was wrong to break that record for him.
Chris was recently arrested at the local mall when he was found posing nude in a strip mall photo booth. He was taking some publicity shots for his new web site. As he took off his clothes in the curtained booth in the center of the mall, he got turned on with himself and had to spank the monkey. The callers could not believe this guy.
Chris also wants to be the tester for female candidates for the new TV show Temptation Island. Typical Norton idea.
Chris Norton has come up with a line of clothing called "Hot Ware" that helps women get their clothing off quicker. Men don't want to see a slow strip tease from their wives/girlfriends - men can see better at Deja-Vu, etc. The clothing has a lot of Velcro breakaway products, including Capri pants, halter-tops and business suits for women. They also have a skirt so tight you can't wear underwear. Chris says, "Women in business suits look all demure and polite and whatnot but underneath that they can be very whorelike, and that can be very sessy". They also have crotchless panties, which are basically a band around the waist - they're assless as well! Chris also says, "If a woman goes to a bar, she wants it fast and hard; our clothes help achieve this." --Classic Norton!
Chris was a huge fan of Fredericks of Hollywood. According to Chris, it helped many women get married that were not "marriage material." It allowed him to enjoy sess with "mercy lays", "two baggers", "beer goggle bait", and "multiple baggers." When Chris heard Fredericks of Hollywood was going through financial troubles, Chris wanted to help them raise money by selling his perfume called "A Hint of Bush." "A Hint of Bush" is made from bottled water and tuna fish oil.
Notable bits
Chris Norton calls in to discuss with Phil about NogLip. He warns all of the listeners about drinking it over the holidays and believes it might make you look gay. (Aired December 9, 2004 and a similar bit on November 21, 2005)
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